my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
THIS IS AMAZING OMG.
Listen to this very loud with your headphones and close your eyes <3
ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull